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Max

Max is a fuckboi
Max your a fuckboi
by Wadlewadle August 14, 2016
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Max

Compulsive liar, tries to make girls jealous, Low life people have this name> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. Jerk.
OMG Have you talked to max lately?
No, gag me with a frickin spoon!!!!!!
by moomoos October 16, 2008
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max

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.
Look at him, hes such a max.
by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009
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Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.
Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D
by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009
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Max

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend
melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol
by LemonMayo April 22, 2009
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Max

A guy that sits next to his Xbox all day and has no friends and sets plans to kill himself

And easily mad and has no insults but simple ones
Kid: Max your a idiot

max: shut up poop head
by Big 7 octopus April 6, 2017
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Max

Usually a pussy ass faggot and a pussy licking cunt. His family tried to disown him in court and he is the ugliest fucking dick in the world. Also he loves eating guys assholes out.
Max is a pussy ass bitch.
by Todd Gay the 3rd June 8, 2018
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