A maxy p

A maxy p is a simp for cigarettes, they will scab them of the ground, steel them you name.

*see’s a cigarette with your mates *

“Dont do it, dont do a maxy p “ mate 1

by Wennndy February 15, 2020

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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

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Bobby Macey

A woman trapped in a mans body that likes to drink his beer on the rocks and sit in his hot tub with random men. Claims that everyone is his friend even if he’s only seen them in passing. Probably still in the closet. Calls himself an idiot on a daily basis and everyone else agrees.

Don’t be a Bobby Macey

by Nicwoo April 7, 2021

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get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

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Litty Maney

ShitRP and failRP hot head

Guys!
What?
“I Pull litty maney in a pack”

by Jarrrk July 12, 2021

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The Mapey-Effect

The increase in available used car prices as a result of someone buying the cheapest offered for sale across a range of marques within a 300 mile radius.

“where have all the sheds gone?! Only well maintained cars are left!”

“Ah, that’s The Mapey-Effect”

by Lifeboatcaptain August 13, 2021

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