When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.
by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006
Get the machine gun shits mug.A slut. A hoe that likes to have her 'slot' stuffed repeatedly. The higher the amount of the slot, the higher the quality of the slot. A penny slot would be the lowest quality slot known to man. Anyone that exchanges any amount of money for slot insertion is a 'slot machine.'
"Noctem, you mattress-back hoe, you are such a slot machine!"
"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"
"Let's go down Sunset Blvd and play the slots!"
by userme April 14, 2006
Get the slot machine mug.A device used to auto-masturbate an individual to climax. A combination of the words wanking - to masturbate, and machine - an automated device.
Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.
With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.
Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.
With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.
Would you like to come round to my house next Saturday and try out my new Wanking Machine? It has 3 speed settings and an auto-wipe facility!
by Hev March 3, 2007
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He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
by American Admirer November 15, 2010
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1) Modern U.S. corporations spend hundreds of billions of dollars each year to perpetuate the marketing machine in order promote ravenous consumerism to a virtually unchecked capitalistic society that plunders the Earth's resources and harms developing countries.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
by Tenacious Faulker May 19, 2009
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by Machine Gun Carla March 7, 2012
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- Yo, Tyrone, why you going into da military, mang??!?
- Mang!! We gotta keep the War Machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us Americans, daawg!
- Oh, i see, . thats good. Mang
- Mang!! We gotta keep the War Machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us Americans, daawg!
- Oh, i see, . thats good. Mang
by Easter E March 6, 2009
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