A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.
Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"
Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
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