BaronSh!v's definitions

malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.

Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"

by BaronSh!v May 1, 2020