When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."
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Person: "Dude, these people I thought were my friends just called me a controlling freak that is ruining lives one by one!"
Mackeesha: "Don't worry, just be yourself and forget about them. They are missing out on being able to call an amazing person as yourself a friend."
Mackeesha: "Don't worry, just be yourself and forget about them. They are missing out on being able to call an amazing person as yourself a friend."
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