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california vending machine

Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
by Zockthecock September 23, 2013
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Booty nigga sex machine

a black nigger boy with a fat ass that has a huge sex drive
“My cousin is a booty nigga sex machine
by weixvason May 27, 2019
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Fat Chick Machine Learning

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
by jack January 25, 2004
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cash machine

During anal sex, going from ones ass to ones mouth.
-Hey man, what did you do to that chick last night?
-I took her to the cash machine.
by mrjswilson January 11, 2008
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Bang the Machine

Documentary that follows top American Street Fighter players training and then battling their way to Japan to gain respect in an international SF tournament and the politics of the all-male fighting game world.
"Bang the Machine" played at the 2003 SFIAAFF in March.
by Lisa August 16, 2003
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machine gun jimmy

That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.
WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!

Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?

You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
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