coley's mum 

Coley's mum has definitely got it goin' on! This mum is a true "MILF" even if this definition is written by her daughter.

Coley's mum is a MILF

coley's mum by coleypollockkk August 14, 2010

shank your mum 

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

shank your mum by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

bum your mum 

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

bum your mum by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

Ryan's Mum 

another word for dirty bitch

aaaah that girl is a Ryan's Mum

Ryan's Mum by bgirebgoewrgbes October 23, 2008

ur mum 

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard

A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!

ur mum by Harry Woodcock January 18, 2008

Facebook Mum 

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

Facebook Mum by Salazard May 19, 2009

your mum 

"your mum" is the ultimate answer

what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)

your mum by chuckyanutsup June 27, 2005