long distance brolationship 

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

long distance brolationship by c&o December 22, 2012

Long Weekend Sweatpants 

The sweatpants you where during or the day after a long weekend. Usually seen in schools, not work.

Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup

Long Weekend Sweatpants by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014

long lick 

The action in which one performs an ass to mouth and continues the lick to the vagina.

Shut your mouth before I long lick you!

long lick by WhiteBread May 20, 2014

Long Island Cheesecake 

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

Long Island Cheesecake by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

long duk dong syndrome 

A common phenomenon many actors face, mostly child actors, when the public can only see them as their breakout role character, no matter how many other movies they do. Derived from Sixteen Candles character, Long Duk Dong, who was the first to face this phenomenon.

Jimmy: I just saw Gedde Watanabe's new movie, but I only see him as Long Duk Dong!
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.

long duk dong syndrome by Psuedonym McPseudonym Face January 29, 2017

long dick rick 

A man with a massive cock

Person 1: Man he had a big dick!
Person 2: You got a long dick rick.

long dick rick by KangaDrew September 15, 2017

long jesus dick 

A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.

Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES

long jesus dick by Juzztn December 5, 2017