WoW loser

my boyfriend; spending more time on a ridiculous fantasy game than actually contributing to conversations, issues, and even sex.

I haven't been laid in days, because my boyfriend is a WoW loser.

by Cheebee32 August 21, 2012

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

loser

Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.

I don't want to live next door to a loser. Losers thoroughly suck ass.

by cbubbles40 September 24, 2011

loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.

by teeniebopper May 3, 2008

LOLert

LOL has become an overused phrase over the internet. Some people say LOL when they don't even think something is funny. They just use it to fill an awkward silence. That is when the word LOLert came about.
LOL-alert = LOLert
This word came about to let people know that someone will be saying LOL repeatedly without actually laughing out loud.

Anne: Are you talking to Mark online?
Kevin: Yes I am, why?
Anne: LOLert watch out!
5 minutes later...
Kevin: You were right, Mark says LOL all the time, even when nothing is funny...

by Sneaky Squirrel September 23, 2009

Loser

A loser is someone who can’t seem to win at anything ever.

Zach is a loser. He didn’t make varsity, he lost the girl he likes, he continues to lose at every aspect of life.

by ZchZmm March 14, 2020

Loner Boner

When she's "not in the mood".

Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.

by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008