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Vol Logic

The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.
Vol makes sense. If you use Vol logic. Yup yup.
by Volscian1 July 19, 2018
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logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011
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leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

List of logical leaps:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization
Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!
by Sir. B November 20, 2021
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Chia Logic

Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.
Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic
by LifeLogic December 12, 2013
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Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them
John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.
by Catloafer March 30, 2023
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Choi Logic

A way of thinking that leads people to success
I have learnt the ways of Choi Logic
by PapaTyler November 1, 2017
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fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.
Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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