Librar

A creature born from darkness, it lives in the shadows of campuses nationwide seeking out those whom it may prey upon. The Librar is prone to uttering strange sounds during moments of emotion and enjoys greatly the pain of its pupils. Receiving a perfect on a paper or test in a the Librar's class is close to impossible because the Librar either does not know how to teach or believes original student work is open to its own skewed interpretation, usually of the negative nature.

Ben-"Hey, bro, what'd you get on that paper we turned in last Friday?"
Phil-"I got a C, bro. The professor said that 'my paragraphs aren't structured enough'."
Ben-"Dude, that's total BS; everyone that read your paper said that it was concise and easy to follow. Don't worry about it, dude, she's just a Librar."

by Mr. Blackhawk September 8, 2011

librarillusion

Thinking you are being productive by sitting in the library even though you are procrastinating as much as at home

jim went to the library to study for his finals but then suffered from librarillusion

by whinniepoop January 20, 2013

libroner

When one finds extensive amounts of data that exactly match a research assignment and gets erect in the library because of said data.

Jonny: Dude look at all this data on dolphin speech I just found!!!
Rodger: Whoa man your libroner is showing.
Jonny: I don't even care man this paper is MADE!

by NerdHerd December 3, 2013

libraid

Library raid
When writing a paper/assignment, and you raid the library of all the books remotely relevant to your subject.

or
After finishing a book/series, and crave new books, then you need to go on a libraid

-Damn, this assignment is killing me, had to go on a frakkin' libraid yesterday.

-Man, I've finished all my books, I need to go on another libraid, find something new to read.

by food-E February 3, 2014

libracitus

Being in love with books. May cause headaches and the need to watch horrible movies.

You just read the entire Harry Potter series for the 20th time?! You should see a doctor because I think you have libracitus.

by Butts14 March 25, 2014

library cat

a cat that has taken residence in a library

Have you met the new library cat at the library? I heard it is very friendly.

by O.E.A March 14, 2017

libran male

A reference to a man born on 26th September who is extremely funny and well read and eats curries cooked by Cancerian women.

He is so interesting he must be a hungry Libran male.

by masterboom May 2, 2017