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To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.
Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021
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Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it
Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!
by swagplantboy December 21, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.
by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019
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Kyle

A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day
My friend Kyle puncher holds in dry wall
by Why why why! November 20, 2019
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Kyle

A male that can’t cum due to his Hentai addiction that has gone too far.
Connie: “Is Kyle coming to thanksgiving?”
Rhod:” No, Kyle can’t cum.”
by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.
Kyle your so fricking gay. Go suck off Scott.
by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021
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