A beautiful, hilarious and down to Earth girl who has experienced a heavy amount of trauma but it doesn't stop her from treating others with kindness. Although she was constantly abandoned, she loves those close to her with all her heart and will be there for you at the drop of a hat. She finds joy in movies and making other people laugh with her dark humor.
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Get the kiysante mug.The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
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Get the Krystal Light™ mug.Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies:
-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,
Comfort movie: death on the Nile
McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries
Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies
Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink
Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)
-Apples make her sick
-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice
-Allergic to penicillin
-hates burnt bacon
-Hates room temperature stuff
-hates cooked tomatoes
SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24
-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,
Comfort movie: death on the Nile
McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries
Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies
Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink
Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)
-Apples make her sick
-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice
-Allergic to penicillin
-hates burnt bacon
-Hates room temperature stuff
-hates cooked tomatoes
SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24
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Get the Krystalle’e mug.Krisalynn is the greatest friend you’ll ever meent, she has a lot of motion and when I say she has a lot of motion…. She rlly does, she likes ugly boys named Floyd but with all that motion she got she can rlly get any other dude. She’s delusional and don’t be surprised when she go with her ex again and again
by Motionnnnnnn August 12, 2024
Get the Krisalynn mug.She is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She tries to be friends with everyone and wouldn’t purposely harm anyone. If you ever get yourself a Krystalie, keep her close. She’s a very giving person and an amazing listener. She can get annoyed very easily, but will let you know so you don’t bother her. She keeps all of her friendship close and doesn’t have time for anyone’s bullshit. She loves hanging out, and is sorta a crazy driver…sometimes ignores road signs, but everyone still loves her. Don’t be mean to Krystal though she’s a lovely girl. Make sure you love your krystalie to death, she’s a one in a billion!
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