Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson

Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021

tee koon hien

An amazing father that will always be there to help you

Tee koon hien is the best father ever

by Crystal malfoy August 9, 2021

Cing Koon's*t

1.There "AIN'T" no fucking belt i Kant Cees it.

2.My Nigga! @#$% (oops) -ninja- {LlIitTEerRaAalLlLYy (R = y- upside down backwords and flipped)

Cing Koon's*t an his damn band again.

by Do$moro September 22, 2021

Mer Konfekt

More Confectionery

We buy breads from Mer Konfekt.

by DigitalFlavourz December 2, 2021

Will Koonin

A tall, skinny white boy who thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.

Also only cries when it’s physical pain and loves Rod Wave.

What’s that boys name again? The only who only cries when it’s physical pain?

Oh, you mean Will Koonin.

by hehe1908 March 7, 2022

Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024