kelso

A red colored shit. Usually not in a toilet.

Damn, look at this kelso!

by JbLjRs February 27, 2008

Kelso

a pathological liar.Someone who lies about everybody and everything.

She pulled a kelso and lied about coming over

by chuckles411 March 10, 2009

Kelsey

A name for a girl who lurks facebook. Not only will she spend hours liking every one of your posts, she will know things about you that you don't even know about yourself.

Damn, that girl is a kelsey. She's been lurking facebook all day!

by Shelby (not a lurker) April 15, 2011

Kells

Just an ordinary girl who enjoys music and life. She's just a girl who wants to have a good time and party with friends. She's also known to talk in a ghetto accent. Yes, that's the one right thurr. She believe's she's destined to marry either Billy Martin or Frank Iero.

Kells was dancing around her room to Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance. "Yeah Ma. I'll be right thurr."

by Kells February 11, 2005

kelsea

hick with pms, funny, cusses too much, major hoe

i hate kelsea

by yohoe!!! April 9, 2009

kelsey

most bad ass, extremely athletic and sexy person, typically a smart ass but cares a lot about the people he is closest to, hard core and slightly cocky but never lets it all go to his head. typically the quickest with comebacks, loves to listen to people, and enjoys proving people wrong. always up for a challenge and hates losing!

-that guy is so sarcastic, its funny
- i know he is such a kelsey

by uskinballa February 1, 2009

Kelsei

A type of heavily cocaine addicted prostitute often seen outside of rural petrol stations working for a nice price

That chick who was working at the BP was such a kelsei!

by bigbeef27 January 16, 2010