Keaton

A magnificent piece of meat with a great body and huge cock that every girl dreams about banging

Keaton's so hot, I really want to make out with him

by TeddyBear973 November 14, 2019

Keaton Williams

A tall guy who wants to fuck something

My brother is a Keaton Williams

by memeboi420 January 15, 2020

Kleptoflash

When you are high and miss some basic thing like mobile or wallet

P1:do you enjoy this party?
P2:yes i would, just i have kleptoflash, and i lost my phone

by Balika2254 January 28, 2020

Kleptoflash

when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc

person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone

by rozsits62 January 28, 2020

Keaton

That one friend who comes over and puts drift on you controller,asks to borrow it,never gives it back,then takes your bike making you look for it.

"Keaton where is my stuff"

" I gave it back"
"No you didn't "

by "Keaton" January 29, 2020

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

kempton

dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.

kempton is going to berkeley

by fluffypinkpineapple101 May 22, 2020