James Keen 

He's so beautiful and he has the sexiest smile he's also just insanely funny and is great to be friends with and honestly, a huge slong. He's also very good with his hands. Probably took your mum's virginity, he's also known as a #MilfHunter.

Girl 1: I want a guy with a horse cock
Girl 2: That boy James Keen has a 10inch tank

James Keen by Ginge4Life February 21, 2022

scheming with that Keenan 

“scheming with that Keenan“

is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.

Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “

Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”

Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”

scheming with that Keenan by KilogramSam October 5, 2020

keene state college 

a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.

oh you go to Keene State College? What was the University of Phoenix filled up?

keene state college by The RUX! November 18, 2013

maynard james keenan 

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

maynard james keenan by herb311 October 16, 2004

keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

keener by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007

Keenan M 

Keenan is a fat ugly loser in medford who lies about everything and makes up rumors that people know aren't true. Keenan is really lame because she put her self on this site and pretended it was someone else. . .like anyone wold say that about her I feel kind of bad for her since she's so pathetic she's willing to lose her best friend (the only who acctually liked her) for emily who by the way hates you now! haha because YOU'RE A FAT DYKEY LOSER!

Me: I feel kinda bad that she cried

Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose

Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben

Keenan M by suckitbiotch April 29, 2005

Maynard James Keenan 

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

Maynard James Keenan by neezyplease December 17, 2004