Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.

P1: I just saw Jonah.

P2: What was ha talking about this time?

by why are there so many 'bean' u December 9, 2019

jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonas Brothers

The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.

Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!

Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!

by John Hancockk October 20, 2008

jonas brothers

some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.

group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay

by tij April 6, 2008

Jonah

a sexy guy who loves to have sex and has a giant penis and is amazing having sex all the girls want to fuck his brains out and he loves it

Yo man I fuck 5 girls last night I'm such a Jonah

by robber1q2 January 15, 2010