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The quinessential NJ. With well over 50 diners and 4 malls within a twenty minute radius from my house, it don't get much better than this.
Dur yer frum nort jerzeye u sure dem do talkin' funnie. HEY PAW GIT ME MA SHUTGUN ES UNDERNEAT DA CONFEDRAT FLAG!
by dennis February 6, 2004
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"I would drive around New Jersey to get to New York because it smells."
is a terrible misconception.
Average household price = $649,000
is a terrible misconception.
Average household price = $649,000
by Sage December 22, 2003
Get the New Jersey mug.A collection of food wrappers, empty cups and other garbage piled up on the passenger floor of a vehicle. This collection gets donated to either the New Jersey Turnpike or the Garden State Parkway via the passenger side window. It is also acceptable to unload into the bed of a pickup truck with NJ plates.
Dude 1: Shotgun! Fuck whats all this shit?
Dude 2: haha thats my jersey fund.
Dude 3: niggaz be sleepin' on the jersey fund yo!
Dude 2: we don't throw it out untill the car enters New Jersey
Dude 3: yeah nigga!
dude 1: word, take the EZ pass lane so we can blow the toll.
Dude 2: haha thats my jersey fund.
Dude 3: niggaz be sleepin' on the jersey fund yo!
Dude 2: we don't throw it out untill the car enters New Jersey
Dude 3: yeah nigga!
dude 1: word, take the EZ pass lane so we can blow the toll.
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by lumpy1972 September 26, 2010
Get the jersey burnout mug.a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
by An Observer of Italianism March 30, 2010
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