Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

Your Stepdad

a fire ass rapper from the raq

your stepdad the goat, he made "2muchfaith"

by thongremover45 February 16, 2023

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

your mom

🚬

your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future

person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*

by @matwai_ on ig May 11, 2018