Idiot

If you have to ask, you are.

Person 1: Hey! Do you know what "IDK" means?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: OMG! No one knows!
Person 2: ... Idiot.

by Me? Nooo. I'm not sarcastic. May 5, 2009

Idiot

The person who looks this up on Urban Dictionary.

That Mike guy was such an idiot, he looked up the adjective describing him on Urban Dictionary.

by BrazzersBananas July 3, 2015

Idiot

1. someone who does something stupid/dumb that others want to do but fear social rejection as a consequence of the selected action

I love you, but you are an idiot.

I can't believe you just did that, you idiot.

by suzlooky April 22, 2009

Idiot

To be a retard and moron.

That girl is such an idiot. She doesn't know all her 12 times tables.

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.

Jim went to 7-11. While he was there, he paid the idiot tax.

by Grant to the B February 20, 2008

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017