Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".

Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.

by JesusReist June 3, 2010

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

hung rat

The act of forcefully pinching one's cock and balls between the legs, then displaying the entire mess posteriorly to unsuspecting onlookers. When performed properly, the pinched junk appears to be a strangulated rat hanging from the performer's ass. See also: fruit basket

Although we were humiliated when the boat full of cheerleaders mooned us, we felt redeemed when Brad countered with a fearsome hung rat.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

Hungarian Headlights

When you put your ballsack on your sleeping mate's eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your balls. It gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car's headlights on a foggy night.

Mark: "Hey man, Jay's sleeping on the lounge, do something to him"
Simon: "Pass me the torch, I'll do the Hungarian Headlights"
Mark: Ew dude, that's gross.

by Shitcunt Si January 15, 2011

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

by truckers_polska January 20, 2021

International Hung Over Day

January 1st.

The first day of the new year. Usually starting about 12pm when people wake up from the parties with a hang over.

Also known as New Years Day.

Joe called me on International Hung Over Day just so he could torment me for having gotten drunk the night before.

by SeiichiSin December 31, 2010