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Pulled a Howard

John Howard was an Australian prime minster who went missing after a swim. A theory is he’s swam to Hawaii and that’s why ScoMo went there. Pulling a Howard is another term for fucking off during a bad time.
ScoMo pulled a Howard during the 2019/2020 session of bushfires in Australia and went to Hawaii.
by Queenduckie4273 April 26, 2020
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will howard

is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!
don’t go near will howard because maddy will chop off ur fanny meat”
by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Sean howard

Sean Howard is an Instagram influencer who can kiss me anyday
by L8ogan April 16, 2022
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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Howard

A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite
Howard is someone who is

interested in other girls
by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019
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howard

howar deez nuts
who tf is Howard?

howar deez nuts lmao
by mattbest420 October 7, 2020
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