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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Chedda-hound

A woman only interested in dating a man with money, regardless of race or religious beliefs.
That woman who married that half dead rich guy is obviously a chedda-hound.
by Chedda hater January 15, 2021
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Tool hound

One who is always on the hunt for tools. Whether new ones @ the store (HD), Amazon or left behind.
If you have tools youre lookin to toss lemme know cause im a tool hound.
by fan of R.A.d. February 7, 2019
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Sex hound

A person who is undeniably addicted to sex . Ready to sex anyone, anywhere, any time.
God damnit Felisha is a fuckin sex hound, I love it!
by Popout16273 April 28, 2025
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Howling hound cat

The Howling hound cat is when you pull a females hair and at the same time stick your fist in her coochie thus making a howling hound cat
Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still sore
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020
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