Horse's arse 

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

Horse's arse by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

horse hung 

A penis that is extremely large.

I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.

penis well-endowed

horse hung by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

horse fucker by jeff July 18, 2003

Horse Remorse 

The immediate regret one experiences after shooting up ketamine.

*Day after chemical binge*
Dude 1 - "Man are you alright after that epic session of horse tranquilizer last night?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah I am just going through some horse remorse that's all"

Horse Remorse by Pedroew August 19, 2008

Horse girl

A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma

Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”

Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian”

Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then”

Horse girl by Bob the cog June 9, 2020

horse molester 

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends

"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"

horse molester by ben. c May 19, 2006

Horse Face 

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.

1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"

Horse Face by metalbro4life May 27, 2010