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To be overly excited in a clowning matter. but, it doesn't have to be sexually oriented.
Bryan: come on, let's go or we are gonna be late for the Warriors game!
Burger: yo, calm down horny. i'm almost done.

or

burger:i'm so horny to meet this girl.
bryan: damn homie, calm the fuk down, or you gonna look desparate!
horny by PHATBURGER December 29, 2007
a boy named Shawn when nobody is around to beat him off
shawn is a horny person
Horny by Guess who beeach March 21, 2005
Having or showing a sharp or ready mental capability.
Of all the students in his grade, our little horny Nick scored the highest percent.
Horny by headstrong.guam February 4, 2010
Hammad is a horny cunt, whenever you see him, you’ll probably see him jizzing somewhere cuz he’s so horny. He’s probably your local pedo and child molester, if you see him run before he jizzes over your face. He can only be stopped by the almighty thanos like chin of rafa the rapist who also has powers where he rags people with his chin, or call Elliot the step father of hammad who will most likely call dicklin (hammad’s favourite teacher) who will open his ear to collect all of hammad’s jizz which will end hammad’s rath of power as hammad will stop being horny. He will always get protected by his mum (Honking Haworth), and her two sisters which are all the three witches.
Girl 1: Oh look there’s hammad, I heard he ragged the local molester to take his place
Girl 2: I heard he got ragged up and he cummed in dicklins ear as he shouted “HONK!”

Horny: feeling or arousing sexual excitement.
"she was making him very horny"
Grossly sexual. Something that provokes a boner even though she's sketchy as all hell.
That mesh American Apparel tank top is so horny.
Horny by cassandrasaidthis March 28, 2009
that situation which in you turn On to fuck ad get fucked
I had a Russian chick on my bed once. She was wearing a white translucent evening gown. I saw her and was very happy to see her reveal her boobs and stuf She was also happy to see an American guy like me hot!
We became ude ad had sex! I literally ate her up. She sucked my dick.
We were busy and she likes my cock
currently she's suckig ma cock
she really turns you horny
horny by Gauravi May 14, 2011