Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap

Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!

by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014

Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014

Homework

What you're procrastinating from doing right now.

I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself

by Silver145 November 7, 2013

Homework

A really good excuse to dream about bombing your school

Bob:Wanna watch a movie?
Tim:I wish,I have homework.

by AA12Fan February 8, 2015

Homework

Homework:

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

I hate homework!!!!!!!!

by KittyKat2750 March 25, 2016

Homework

A common form of torture practiced by schoolteachers worldwide. Many children are mentally scarred by it for the rest of their lives.

Teacher: "Did you do your homework last night?"
Me: "No, I was busy impaling myself with a bunch of hot rusty nails."
Teacher: "..."
Me: "It was actually nice compared to the torture you call homework."

by Electr1c August 10, 2019

Homework

You waste 7 hours of your day at school to learn crap that probably won't help you when your older. I get up at 5:30 every morning and school starts at freaking 7:20. When you come home it still doesn't end... Nope, THE TEACHERS ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE. They pile up a hella bunch of homework that they expect it to be done the next day. The torture follows us all the way home. It effects the amount of time I get to sleep, which makes me more and more exhausted as the days go by until I finally reach the weekend. And the less sleep you get and the more exhausted you get, the worse your grades get. How do the teachers expect you to get a 4.0 GPA when you can barley keep your eyes open in class. IT'S THE F TEACHERS' FAULTS BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE TO GIVE US THE HOURS AND HOURS OF HOMEWORK FOR NO REASON... I congratulate you if you made it through this whole paragraph 🎉

I have a project, a 5 page essay, book work, and some worksheets for homework tonight that are all due tomorrow... fml

by Lazytownnn February 26, 2017