Un-Holiday 

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

Un-Holiday by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

pagan holiday 

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.

Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.

pagan holiday by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .

Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.

black holiday by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019

Bent Holiday 

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

Bent Holiday by mevdev March 6, 2021

Hallmark holiday 

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

Hallmark holiday by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Caylan holiday

Fight 9 year old kids even know he is 15

Caylan holiday you just punched that kid all over that was mad

Caylan holiday by Bmcf May 28, 2022

August Bank Holiday Island 

Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.

August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.

August Bank Holiday Island by Marsilainenmarsu January 19, 2018