Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 18, 2006
Get the Alternative Suicide Holidaymug. by JonathanChance July 19, 2004
Get the burled holiday cabbagemug. Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
by shonny September 8, 2007
Get the Happy Holidays with Hitlermug. Your desire to see your family at the annual gathering is offset by your anticipatory angst of being judged by your family though your own inner critic judges you mercilessly.
Holiday Anticipatory Angst includes a wide range of stress regardless of one's personal happiness or not so happiness in their own life situation. An example could be when you are pleased with yourself for making a decision regarding a difficult situation, yet have so much angst about revealing your choices at a large family gathering that you have thoughts of skipping the entire event.
by iammagneta November 18, 2009
Get the Holiday Anticipatory Angstmug. by Salty Seaslider November 12, 2015
Get the after holiday syndromemug. These are the movies released during the holiday season. They usually are released from about the second week of November to the third week of December, sometimes even on Christmas Day. These movies are usually family-friendly (and often holiday-themed) movies but may also be movies that are Oscar-worthy. This and the summer blockbuster season are the two most important in Hollywood.
Family-friendly movies such as those in the "Harry Potter" and "Chronicles of Narnia" movies are released during the holiday movie season. Oscar winners like "Titanic" are also released at this time.
by New English December 14, 2009
Get the holiday movie seasonmug. Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?
Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!
Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!
by Mike Misquez December 23, 2011
Get the Holiday Package Anxietymug.