Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hooded Sausage

To define a uncircumcised male.

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Hobosexual

Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay

You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol

by Areilum October 14, 2023

Hobosexual

A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"

by Allie101977 October 17, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023