hawaiian mudslide

This act involves two people. Person 1 is performing a handstand with his/her legs spread. Person 2 proceeds to forcefully penetrate the anus of Person 1 with marshmallows. With a Hawaiian fire stick, Person 2 will then roast and melt said marshmallows until it has a thick, molasses-like consistency. Person 1 must clench his/her anus shut and then stand up straight with his/her legs spread wide enough for Person 2 to lie directly under Person 1's anus. Person 1 will then unclench his/her anus and, if performed correctly, a muddy-looking concoction of marshmallow and shit will erupt over Person 2's face. Hence, the Hawaiian Mudslide.

Adam came home from school and felt lonely and emotional. He masturbated four times by himself until he could ejaculate no more. He called his Uncle Tony to come over and perform a Hawaiian Mudslide with him.

by Tony Abbot December 3, 2014

Hawaiian Necklace

Giving your preferred partner a “pearl necklace” whilst having your penis inserted into a pineapple ring

Aloha Becky, lean back and it’s time for a Hawaiian Necklace !!!

by Dick Swiffler July 31, 2019

harfing

To suck something down with wild abandon

He was harfing down the whole keg

by Ahnypants July 24, 2014

Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 17, 2013

Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008

Hawaiian party

gay orgy with the Dolan twins

omg i had a dream about a Hawaiian party last night and the dolans looked so good

by lilfatherfrances November 5, 2018

flying hawaiian

when a hawaiisn homosexual midget likes to give boston trumbone and when the guys cum he licks it up to spits it into hawian punch and drinks its

Jon gave the flying hawaiian to Joe

by Jonny Motha Beltz July 6, 2006