Burn Harmonica

An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.

The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'

'nice outfit mate, you look like a banker'

'BURN HARMONICA'

*mime the harmonica"

by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.

by chaseoff May 22, 2014

bad harmonies

When two people are stuck together at a party or place and don't see eye-to-eye with each other leading to bad harmonies at the place.

Two people causing negativities/bad harmonies.

They argued so much that it resulted in bad harmonies at the wedding.

by Shewrites July 17, 2014

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

harlem harmonica

While going down on a female, pinch her vaginal lips together and attempt to play them like a harmonica.

"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"

by Rustyshacklefurd August 21, 2018

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020