Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009

So this happened

Let me show you a real thing that may be funny at one level but had/has unfortunate consequences.

So this happened (insert a photo of me after my 4 year-old daughter cut my hair)

by TheDonaldJTrump May 13, 2016

what's the worst that could happen?

Kick Ass Movie

"Let's steal some shit. Somethin about a ring. Gay guy with dogs. The End"

Man i was watchin that movie,what's the worst that could happen? it gave me a bonerection. uhhh!

by the mello December 29, 2007

Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.

Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."

by mickrett May 10, 2008

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Happenity

The possibility of happening

The happenity of this risk is very low.

by am_gh March 18, 2021