halcon

Hawaiian allstar who is 6,2 tall and has fucked all of your female family members. If you see him don’t fight him you will end up in the cemetery.

My wife just had a baby but not mine. Halcon was that you?

by Marcoplier December 6, 2021

tommy holton

Slang for homosexual

Dude that was so tommy holton

by abcderg February 16, 2014

Paris Hiltoning

"When a girl is "sucking your dick" and spends more time holding it and staring, licking the shaft, and generally pussyfooting around actually putting my cock in her mouth and moving her mouth back and forth."

quote by :u/SomalianRoadBuilder
term by : u/marktx

Guy 1: Dude I got a blowjob last night!
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Honestly, bad. All she did was lick the shaft and she didn't even suck it!
Guy 2: Sorry man, you didn't get a blow job, she was just Paris Hiltoning.

by patches_ May 20, 2014

Paris Hilton

She’s rich, and she’s dumber than a bag of dry shit, thats all you need to know.

One who possesses a brain: that Paris Hilton, pfft she could fuck up a cup of coffee

by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018

Finn Hatton

Crack pipe is life

Finn Hatton:Hey will wanna smoke out my crack pipe?
Will:Nah bruv

by Asian child1243 September 8, 2019

Andre Hylton

When someone has such a small penis it is practically a vagina.

So.... did you have sex??

No. He had an Andre Hylton

Oh dear

by Lochiedougan October 12, 2019

Tokyo Hilton

A mythical place of serenity, unimaginable to most, where a woman's cares vanish.

She knew that others were suffering, but for the moment, her pillows fluffed, her coffee done exactly the way she loved it and brought to her bedside, she felt she was at the Tokyo Hilton, and the world was at peace.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020