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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? 

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.
I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

chilled grease sammich 

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't
"Do you want a taste of this deliciious chilled grease sammich?'

"Thats naasssttyyyy!"

Grease and release 

Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.

Grease Rag 

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool
"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."
Grease Rag by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

grease grubber 

someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission
Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!
grease grubber by Hitlist 2 October 18, 2008

Grease Chair 

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
Grease Chair by Joel E. February 21, 2009