Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Gokdeniz

Someone who his better than Every one at call of duty. Some call him gok some call him gokkerz but everyone calls him boss. He is a legend and doesn't care because he has a bigger willy than everyone around him

Oh my he has a huge willy and is the best at call of duty, must be a gokdeniz.

by TheGok January 2, 2019

Golden shit

A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse

Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal

by Yaboibob April 9, 2020

Golden Toes

When a girl or woman has feet where her bone structure, skin tone, nail placement, and skin texture are so close to perfect that a majority of people who are attracted to female feet will consider her feet more attractive then anything else they ever seen.

A girl I work with is always playing with her shoes under her desk. One day I walked by and she had them off. I couldn't help but stop and look. I could not believe she had Golden Toes. I have never seen feet so beautiful. Some girls have busted feet or they are so-so. But her feet are so amazing.

by The Jax August 5, 2009