Goon pig 

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.

Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.

Goon pig by Moses111 October 16, 2010

goon of fortune

A game played by western sydney people where they hang a bag of goon off the washing line aka hillshoist then everyone stands around it and spins it and whoever it stops in front if has to drink the goon for 5 seconds.

(At a party) Yo its time for some goon of fortune!

goon of fortune by Anthony1 February 7, 2007

Goon Justice 

Noun. The act of spamming a message board to the point of rendering it useless in a very short period of time. This definition is only applicable when those involved are SA goons and there are more than two of them working on the same forum at the same time. Goon Justice is a group activity.

Lusus has a message board? I think it's time for some goon justice!

Goon Justice by theshill August 27, 2006

Goon Status 

The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.

Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"

Goon Status by Greenstone June 15, 2009

Goon O' Clock 

The point of the day that the goon drinking must take place accompanied by the song undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable- Chiodos :)

someone: hey man im soo sick!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!

Goon O' Clock by Mr. jenny mason November 24, 2009

goon coon 

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

goon coon by Goondued November 8, 2011

goon gargling 

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

goon gargling by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016