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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022
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Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.
Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!
by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020
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Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.
I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.
by helloiamailec April 3, 2024
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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
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No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.
Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty
by Luggage74 May 24, 2025
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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Couple Goals ♡

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything
"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021
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