gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

glock stomp

to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.

I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.

by Tjtjtj May 14, 2008

Glooks

good looks , looking sooo finee

Example : bro you looking glooks

Or : oh my good this girls gloom’s

by ogtreehoe June 12, 2018

glock dick

Usually assisted by drinking or doing cocaine, the act of having sex with a girl more than 30 times in one night

Jack got Glock dick and fucked Jill 78 times!

by Titties1993 February 2, 2017

Glock Glock 1000

When your bestfriend has to take a shit, so he comes to your house to get anal then sucks your penis

Fuck a glock glock 1000, trust me hes a rawdogger

by KorelleW August 25, 2022

gloob

a strange sort of glue that is used in many countries, such as poland.. think of it as a replacement for pritt stick...

"it is sticky, it is like glue"
"gloob?"

by rosie j November 8, 2004

glooks

a gay way of saying thanks to a guy friend

“yo glooks man”
“your gay”

by nick apparently July 23, 2019