Golf 3

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by Cupcakebackpack December 5, 2022

Golf Gestapo

In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri

*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"

M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"

Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."

M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."

Starter: "Receipt or no play."

M.B.: "Jawohl!"

by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022

Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

glowfer

A person that likes to eat glow sticks

"The person I met today seems like a glowfer"

by froggs December 22, 2022

Gloofturd

The feeling you get after eating food at ikea

Stomach feels Gloofturd after the salmon and swedish meatballs from ikea

by poopbag69 May 4, 2023

golf course water rights

A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.

There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023