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Sexual Glaze 

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.
Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
Sexual Glaze by jimcool126 September 18, 2012

Taste the Glaze 

When Big Daddy rails a random and she S's his D right after he just went to pumpytown.
Big Daddy: "Can I put it in the back door?"
College Chick: No, but I'll taste the glaze.

microsoft glaze 

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.
I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
microsoft glaze by ke6isf November 7, 2003
Epic win dragon from the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr).
Glaedr just owned Thorn!
glaedr by DimeC March 10, 2009

Hot Glaze 

The act of gathering a collection of your own semen in a container over several months, heating up the gathered semen in either the microwave or on the stove, and then pouring the hot semen over you partner in bed.
"Dude your Mom loved that hot glaze I gave her last night."
"I ain't fucking that girl, I heard she got a got glaze from Jamie."
Hot Glaze by HotGlazethemasses December 18, 2011

glaze of glory 

After you fuck somebody with a condom and cum in said condom, you carefully lift the bottom ring and let the jizz trickle down to your ballsack while your partner sucks it off.
"Bro, what a closet slut. After I came in the rubber, she hoovered my nutsack and let me give her the glaze of glory."
glaze of glory by Dirty Mel October 5, 2011