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A language only a few people can understand, and given to people that have a way with swear words and wisdom all in the same personality
You read a comment on a moderate or main stream forum or board and just serve the sheeple the Truth behind every fake story the media present.

NEWS: " Teachers want to Ban cartwheels in the playground"

PERSON : " Are you fuckin kidding me is that all you think is 'News worthy' Material for people to read while 1000's of innocent people die in Palestine you cunts need to get yourselfs a lives . Turn off the fucking TV cuntz "
REPLYER: " Wow that guys chucking a Brooksy ,hard"
Brooksy by BiZzR February 25, 2015
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A person who compulsively lies about meeting possibly attractive women and sleeping with them.
Tom: 'I met two really hot girls last night when I was walking home, I managed to take one of them back to mine'

Dick: 'Really?! But we didn't even see you speaking to anyone in the club'

Harry: 'That's because he's doing a Brooksy'
Brooksy by The truth behind the 'LAD' November 28, 2012
A little sausage, smaller than most. Not tasty or attractive. At best it spurts it’s final gasp into the provided sterile cup
Get that tiny Brooksy off me.

Your Brooksy is making me sick. Why is it so small and twisted
Brooksy by Tora Hymen May 17, 2020
just a bald headed little fucking prisoner.
Fuck off Brooksy ya little bald headed fucking prisoner
brooksy by The Real Coon Cam August 11, 2003
just a little pinhead fuck. why dooesn't he fuck off and leave us alone instead trying to take advantage of my somewhat drunk pets.
"Get out of here brooksy you animal rooting bugger"
brooksy by Coon cam August 14, 2003
Jimariai Brooks Big 75 Ig-brooksy.75
Brooksy is a goat at everything he does
Brooksy by Berthalomuel January 17, 2022

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life
Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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