3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.

Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .

by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018

Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Gochujang Glaze

When something or someone looks extremely, or especially appealing or attractive.

"Bro's got that gochujang glaze."
"Those wings look like they got that gochujang glaze."

by urban potato June 19, 2024

Glazing

Invented by Ethan Williams. The term means to dick ride or to glaze praise someone so hard they become “glazed”.

Ethan- “Brock Purdy is so young and athletic and soo good. He could definitely play with my balls”
Parker- “Stop glazing him bro”

by Frovon February 3, 2024

5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

Glazed Angel

A virgin who participates in a groupsex and end up beeing completely covered in cum afterwards.

..And there she was! Covered in white glaze, looking like an angel, a glazed angel!

by Damity March 14, 2021

Glazing

Needless fanboyism and praise of a person, piece of media, food item etc. Glazing occurs when someone gets so carried away by a stimulus that they proceed to speak of it in very hyperbolic terms, all while being serious and unaware of the cringe it induces. Glazing tends to occur more commonly in fandoms having many younger fans.

Bro 1: Yo, I'm watching Succession right now.
Bro 2: Yeah? I hear it's really good.
Bro 1: Yeah man. I'm literally a different person at the end of each episode.
Bro 2: Alright, now that's glazing. I know it's good, but come on.

by MedimixAyurvedicSoap August 28, 2025