Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.

Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"

by I say ni- January 6, 2021

gogy glasses

round, retro glasses commonly worn by a brit twitch streamer, GeorgeNotFound

look! it’s the gogy glasses!

by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022