gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!
“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”
by WackyWollie April 24, 2019
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick September 08, 2017
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National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”

Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
by Speckles221 November 02, 2019
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Get your face out my face

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight
"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"
by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018
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What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 02, 2004
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Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.
Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!
by Bex2906 August 20, 2006
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Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.
Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.
by Chrisocracy January 03, 2010
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