farmers hat

The crown of the penis

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.

by rusty tom September 28, 2006

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

Fraser

A Womanizer. Commonly Scottish. That sort of bellend that gets the top marks in everything and is still likeable.

'Hey, you know Fraser right?'
'Erm...who?'
'You know...with the phit sister?'
'Ah yeh, him'

by Rhodes Lad 1 May 9, 2010

Framerape

The removal of video frames in broadcast television by shitty broadcast companies to conserve bandwidth.

Dude, wtf is up with ABC lately? They have been frameraping all the hottest shows lately. I can't even encode this frameraped bullshit.

by ABC Sux January 23, 2009

farmer snort

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005