fook

The honker or canadian verion of the word fuck.

He Pierre it's really cold as fook in this hockey rink eh?
Fook this I'm aboot to leave.

by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

fook

An character in douglas adams book, who wanted to disect main characters (Arthur Dent) brain, in order to get knowledge to the ultimate answer about life, universe and everything.
Fook belonged to the Ethereal / multiplanar race of creatures, wich only appeared as mouse on this plane of existance.

- no relative example for word fook

by Jaxx DeHawx April 7, 2008

fooking

the act of fucking and pooping at the same time. sometimes this act of sex may get out of hand and couples will end up rubbing shit on each other like in the hit internet video 2 girls 1 cup

Guy #1"god! i hade shit when i was humping my lady friend last night!"

Guy #2 "you should have started fooking her!"

by webber18 March 3, 2010

Foodification

The act of providing food to stop hunger in one-self

I am off for some Foodification

by Justin November 18, 2003

fook at the llowers

an alternative way to say "look at the flowers" this method can be applied to most phrases by switching the first letters of two different words

Gerald sees some roses.
Gerald: Fook at the llowers!
Vince: You're a retard

by wildmilechamp August 22, 2006

foofie

pronoun
not anything; no single thing : I said foofie | there's foofie you can do | they found foofie wrong.
• something of no importance or concern :

“What are you laughing at?” “Oh, foofie, sir.” | they are foofie to him | as n. no longer could we be treated as foofie.
• (in calculations) foofie amount; zero.

by carl joshua ncube October 14, 2008

Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012