Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick

look at that floater lets poke him!

by gps93 November 24, 2009

cherry float

When you have sex with a virgin girl on a water bed.

"Last night i had myself one hell of a cherry float!"

by SkittleSkiTzO September 8, 2005

floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)

1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank

by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009

Floobs

Floobs = Flabby Boobs.

Basically just fat boobs

"omg look at that fat ladies floobs"

by LegoHair May 22, 2009

floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise

by John Assman July 8, 2009

Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.

1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011