Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.

You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

flat

Used to describe a packaged tray containing 24 cans of a given beverage.

A flat of Kokanee. A flat of Big Rock.

by Glimm April 6, 2004

flat

a person who has no boobs

DESTINY isnt flat anymore

by bimbo March 13, 2005

flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Flat ass

The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.

Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008

flat ass

An old school slur for white guy used most notably by Richard Pryor.

White guy: "Exscuse me, but do you know where I can find a liquor store and a KFC?"

Black dude: "Fuck you flat ass!"

by Aaron Brace November 3, 2005